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Dumb Jock 

A guy who believes he’s very attractive,has lots of money, and every girl want to date him but he has like 0 brain cells that function in anything other than his sport and he has no personality unless he’s boozed up
New girl: “OMG!Whos that?”
Other girl: “That’s Kyle
New girl: “ He’s cute”

Other girl: “You don’t wanna date him honey he’s the dumb jock”

Dumb Jock 

A jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. Yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.
Guy:"What is so great about Ben? He acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn't very nice."
Other Guy:"Thats because he's a jock. The guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him."
Other Guy: "And he's the quarterback of the football team."
Guy:" I wish I was a dumb jock."
Dumb Jock by The God of Thorr June 17, 2007

Dumb Jew 

"Hey, u dumb jew, pick up that penny."
Dumb Jew by Hitler Younger Bro August 3, 2019

Dumb Joe 

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
Dumb Joe just dropped 70 on their head
Dumb Joe by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020

dumb dumb juice 

When a guy gets stupid because he has so much deadly sperm buildup (DSB) and is desperate for a place to unload it.
Bonnie said once Adam got rid of his dumb dumb juice and got his dick confidence back, he was able to focus on the game.
dumb dumb juice by rose in a thimble November 11, 2013

Dumb bitch juice

A slang term (DBJ) that lets your friend know that they are about to or have done something stupid.
Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast
Dumb bitch juice by anonymous November 4, 2018