Dullflatstateistan 

Any of the dull, flat states of the US, especially during the second term of President Shrub. Also known as Dumbfuckistan

"Stay the course in Iraq", says Shrub, and all the residents of Dullflatstateistan bow, dutifully put new "Support Our Troops" decals on their Japanese cars and repeat the Shrub motto: "War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength"

Dullflatstateistan by The Esquilax October 29, 2006