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Nuke Dukem

When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.
I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.
Nuke Dukem by Steven Langston April 13, 2007
Related Words

Puke Dukem

The act of running into a bar bathroom needing to vomit, proceeding to open a stall door and projectile puke directly onto someone who is taking a crap. Then, punching them in the face to eliminate the possibility of any retaliation.
"Dude we gotta go...like right now" "Why?" "I just Puke Dukem'd a guy in there, we don't have much time."
Puke Dukem by prythirdeye November 6, 2011

Raunchy duke 

That crap in the toilet is a raunchy duke.
Or
that kid who sits at our table is a raunchy duke.

duke out 

1. (verb) To fight, especially with your fists.

2. (noun) A fight.
1. "Let's duke it out, freshwater trout!" (as seen on www.overheardinnewyork.com)

2. "Who will be crowned king in the dirtiest duke out of them all?" (Cathy Rogers in Full Metal Challenge Ep.6)
duke out by wesluger November 26, 2010

mondo duke 

the act of taking a massive shit that leaves behind an aftermath worse than the nukes that were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima
"hey can you watch my grandfather for me? I've got to take a mondo duke
mondo duke by dat boi 666 May 15, 2016

Pop Dukes 

Let's go smoke this budd homie....

we have to wait till pop dukes leaves for work bruh!
Pop Dukes by iizzmm December 27, 2011