Noun: Any member, past or present, or fan of the Duke basketball team — possibly the douchiest college basketball team in the history the NCAA. They are, in essence, the Paris Hilton of college basketball (they say we hate them because they're famous/win/are on TV/verbally blown by ESPN/CBS announcers/etc...), but no. We hate them because they're smug, rude and whiny — and it's fun.
If the Dukebags win tonight, the terrorists do, too.
by ACollegeBasketballFanFromNV January 10, 2011