Duke of Edinburgh Award 

A demeaning and pointless school award system designed by public boarding schools to give the students (who board)something other to do than bum each other.

Things that are more fun than the award:

1) French kissing a dead cow
2) Being stabbed
3) Eating lightbulbs
4) Crawling through broken glass naked

Duke of Edinburgh Award by Neural April 6, 2005

Duke of Edinburgh Award 

A term for a lewd sex act between 2 consenting young adults…often used in code so people don’t know what they are actually getting up to but their parents/peers think they are actually doing something good.

Fancy working on our Duke of Edinburgh Award tonight? We’ll get the gold at this rate….

Duke of Edinburgh Award by WilliamCarlySimon July 23, 2022