Can't help themselves from droning into long rants about womens rights, the importance of equality, etc.
Usually stupid because they don't even know what they are talking about, just relaying something that they might possibly have heard Rosie O'Donnell say.
Alternatively, stupid because they think people actually care. Recognise that they're perhaps not cut out for some stations in life, but will still jump on the ethical bandwagon and shout their views from the rooftops.
2: "Awww, I'd love to see that!"
Duhyke: "I think you'll find that women's rights are of grand importance. In the early 18th Century..."
2 - *Crack*
1: "Nice shot."