When a person continuously name-drops somebody who they admire, more often than not a person who isn't famous, merely a nobody who has gained cult status in one person's eyes.
1: "Yeah, I have a friend called Tom. He's quite awesome."
1: "He once drank, like, 16 beers in one night"
2: "Sweet. You been on YouTube lately?"
1: "Yeah! Tom has an account on there, he's got loads of dope material"
2: "Right... you want to go play football?"
1: "Yeah. Let me call Tom, see if he wants to come"
2: "I was thinking just a quick game"
1: "Dude! Tom loves quick games!"
2: "AHHH! Name Drain! Why don't you just go and suck Tom off?"
A foreign person that invades places on the internet where the majority of the membership speak a different language.
The conquistacunt is a hostile breed that wants to demonstrate their displeasure over something to do with another country that may have affected their country. The politics will quickly subside, making way for opinions about how their race is superior.
sexyboitalian196: fouk u all english wankers. italia will rize down and kik you're asses!! u lost in iraqn hahaha!...ha!"
NintendoAddict: Excuse me, but what does an Italian invasion in the making have to do with Super Mario Galaxy? I also don't give a shit about Iraq when I'm playing computer games.
sexyboitalian196: fuk u nintendo faggit becuz me penis is huger than urs. italiano men or gods u are fat hahaha!
MarioLover: I'll contact a mod. They'll ban this conquistacunt.
Deeming one's own culture to be superior to that of others.
Not quite extreme to the point of fascism, cultirism often involves the more petty aspects of patriotism.
1: "Dude, soccer sucks. Where's the high scores?"
2: "No, American football sucks. You wear protection. Girl sport."
Jacques Chirac displayed his culturism by speaking of his dislike for English cuisine. He then displayed his French penis for the chef that tried to serve him fish and chips.
The state of a male being overly aroused in a public place.
Said victim will get to the point where all of their efforts to tame the beast look in vain. Even the least hottest things have the ability to start it up again.
The problem can involve a few false dawns of thinking you have it under control, only to find that you start to link everything back to your problem below.
1: "Did you hear about Mike from accounting?"
1: "He got all reserectile. They sent him home for the day to work it off"
Closely related to the ninja pandemic, pirosis explains the fascination with pirates.
Like the cane toad being introduced to counteract the problem of the cane beetle in Australia, pirosis came about because of ninjorgies. This meant that the fascinations of each began to run parallel.
Who introduced pirates to the internet is uncertain, though those who did it were thought to severely regret what they unleashed on unwitting victims.
Pirosis had little impact on the ninjafest. The two cultures ended up embracing each other.
1: "Dude, did you read Maddox's new article?!"
1: "Let's write him an email to show our admiration... it has to be witty."
2: "How about... 'Arghhhh! We're pirates'"
1: "Genius. Nobody would ever have thought of that!"
Somebody who lives for the weekend. They show an inexplicable desire to go out and waste an entire week's wage over the course of the weekend.
Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.
1: "I got totally wasted!"
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."
The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja phenomenon quickly spiralled out of control.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
The Ninjorgy went on for an entire week, each person contributing further to the demise of the ninja legend.
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."