When your underwear always collect skid marks
Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!
by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009
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When Dad picked Cedric up from school, he asked Cedric if he was able to take an escuela duece that day.
by Folsomdude March 19, 2021
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This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped
Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.
by Bananzalone April 20, 2018
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when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.
Me- So did you get any last night.

P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.

Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.
by poon()daddy July 15, 2011
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A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"
I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.
by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009
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When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"
by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016
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