A lame, old, weathered big horn,veteran of many yukon winters, who is proficient in the art of hazmat and laziness as well as the ins and outs of spontaneous large game mating rituals. Well known for his long streak of consecutive defeats at the hooves of other big horns.
"Hey I heard Dudziak finally won a big horn fight"
"Yea but by the time he won the female billy goat already ran off with an elk"
"Yea but by the time he won the female billy goat already ran off with an elk"
by Yukon Eddie June 5, 2008