dudegasm

the orgiastic, testosterone-fueled display by straight men when their sports team wins or makes an unbelievable longshot, marked by back-smacking hugs, high-fives, head butting and body slamming. synonymous with fervent cheering or rooting.

usage: (wife #1) "my husband had a dudegasm when the Lakers won the championship."

dudegasm by Brian Klotz February 9, 2005

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dudegasm

When a man is overwhelmed with emotion when he encounters an unbelievably exciting situation or incident.

Man, I had a total dudegasm over free beer during monday night football!

dudegasm by meme is funny April 28, 2009

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Dudegasm

When someone gets so excited that they say "dude, this was so...!" and they proceed to descibe something in a way that only they, annoyingly enough, can understand. They get excited to the point where they jizz in their pants.

"Hey dude, did you hear about the new ride at Carowinds? dude, i heard it's so awesome dude, we gotta ride it, dude! dude,dude,dude!!!!! i just had a Dudegasm!!! Omg!!!

Dudegasm by dudeyodude September 19, 2009

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dudgasm

An orgasm gone terribly wrong, due to invasion of privacy, lack of enthusiasm, or illness, causing a normal masturbation session to end in disappointment.

"I was under the covers, about to explode my white hot seed all over my blanket, and my mom walks in with a laundry basket full of my nice clean tighty whities." I had one hell of a dudgasm.

dudgasm by Notte Oscura April 12, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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