dude. (hey. that thing you just did? not cool.)
dude! (awesome! i got a great new job!)
Dude? (will you hand me the remote please?)
DUDE!! (you slept with my girlfriend, and im upset)
dude.. (expressing; excitement, sadness, anger, fear, sexual arousal, discomfort, and or the lack of anything to say)
2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt
3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes
4. A bottlecap
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
"Dude, that was so awesome!"
(and there are infinite other examples)