"I hope that this Mother Ducker is fine with 12 baby ducks following her."
by SomeoneInTheWorld November 23, 2009
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A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."
"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."
by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006
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A way to say 'Mother F***er' without really saying it.
Mother Ducker! I left my money at home!
by KarminAard June 3, 2009
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Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).
I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!
by Seezar Sewickley October 23, 2017
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Dumb Fucker, switch the first word of each and you get Fumb Ducker. It's at least 75% more comical than calling someone a dumb fucker. You might get some wierd looks though, but only by people who are too dumb to know what you are saying.
Did you just tell Mr. Olympia that he looked queer? You fumb ducker.
by Joe W. Thomas October 23, 2006
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1: An herb found in Eurasia that both bitches and fucks.

2: A DISGUSTING spammer who has a sickening hate fro snapesnogger. Mainly thrives on Deviantart.

3: Quite literally, one who bitches and fucks.
by Biffinducker December 27, 2007
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A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."
"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."
by WMT August 2, 2003
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