A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 2, 2019
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