When you have just suffered a "Duane," or a "Duane-like" experience.
From the verb, To Duane (v) -- 1. showing up three hours early to everything, 2. Uncomfortably prying too much into female friend's plans (usually with sexual over- under- and between-tones), 3. making sexually inappropriate comments and memes.
Being Duaned is related to being Chaded, but with bikes and tattoos instead of boat shoes and beer.
From the verb, To Duane (v) -- 1. showing up three hours early to everything, 2. Uncomfortably prying too much into female friend's plans (usually with sexual over- under- and between-tones), 3. making sexually inappropriate comments and memes.
Being Duaned is related to being Chaded, but with bikes and tattoos instead of boat shoes and beer.
by Chad!!dahC May 4, 2017
A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear 😈).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙
1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"
by ilovemichaelduane July 26, 2022
Renee Duan is super kind and super smart and super sweet. She’s an amazing friend and will always be there for you. If you are friends with a Renee Duan you are very lucky. She’s also really good at dance and pulls all the guys. She’s everybody’s crush
by HappyBirthdayKatherine November 22, 2021
The sweetest person ever. She's really pretty and never mean. Ever. She's very reliable and does not procrastinate. She's super smart and short.
by HappyBirthdayKatherine June 1, 2021
When first meeting someone getting very close to them (face to face) and saying " people of both genders find me sexually attractive"
Most effective when your an older gentleman and speaking to a man younger in age. Duane-ing some is always a proper way to make friends
by uglyPPsniffer April 13, 2021