Dry Willie 

(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.

He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.

Dry Willie by Chris Schreck May 14, 2006

Dry willie 

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

Dry willie by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

Dry William

Related to a Wet Willy, the Dry William is when a dry finger is inserted into the ear canal of another unsuspecting individual.

I just gave Joe a Dry William and now he's super uncomfortable.

Dry William by fisterroboto6969 March 30, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008