A person who has never urinated in the sea.
John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?
by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010
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word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear
Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.
by Cat Eyez April 13, 2011
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