The classic hippie speedball (marijuana/caffeine) with a splash of Bailey's, Kahlua, Whiskey, Schnapps, or other alcoholic beverage added in the coffee.
By adding a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream to his morning cofee-smoke routine, Jack has created a drunken hippie speedball to start his Sunday morning.
by HighB49 December 22, 2013
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When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.
Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.
by Roxtards July 13, 2022
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Drunken yobs meaning young people drunk on an old mans drive/path/road trying to see what is happening but then gets filmed by the old man and put on Facebook.
Old man:"Another bunch of Drunken yobs on berry hill again"

Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
by Yutes June 24, 2017
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A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”

Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
by A-Zo88 April 23, 2019
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When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF
Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!

Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
by whatchuiwant May 13, 2015
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A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.
Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.
by RandyDanger April 2, 2017
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An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.
I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.
by Calgal56 August 10, 2021
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