An unattractive girl who is off-putting enough to make a man choose his right hand over hitting on her even when he is drunk. In extreme cases, the girl may defined as a Shitfaced Righty
- "That 'girl' was all over you last night, you hook up"
- "No, she was a Drunken Righty, even after a half rack, I decided to rub one out instead"
- "No, she was a Drunken Righty, even after a half rack, I decided to rub one out instead"
by EBJJBE March 15, 2011