Drunkelton Share definition Flag 1. A proper name for a specific person who is overly intoxicated at any given hour of the day. I was out last night having cocktails with my friends and ran into John Drunkelton, drooling and slurring every word. Drunkelton by Chictexas November 11, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Drunkelton mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch