The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.
by The Truth April 4, 2005
Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
by A Delightful June 30, 2011
The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
by Inverted Moon April 28, 2011