Drunk Diaper 

When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.

Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...

Drunk Diaper by Tichael Mapp January 7, 2011

Diaper Drunk 

This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.

Created in 2008.

Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!

Diaper Drunk by Numb-Shack resident October 7, 2010

drunk dialer

Those engage in calling their entire cell phone phonebook once drunk. Conversations usually consist of gibberish and many slurred words.

Take away my cell phone once we start drinking. I'm such a drunk dialer I once called my grandma at 2 am.

drunk dialer by gowhere August 20, 2005

Draper Drunk 

When you get as drunk as Don Draper from Mad Men.

Lets play Mad Men drinking games and get draper drunk.

Draper Drunk by hilts88 November 28, 2013

Draper Drunk 

When you are so drunk that you have relations with a midget.

Last night, Billy was Draper drunk and he hooked up with that short girl Lindsey.

Draper Drunk by TehOwnerer April 11, 2010