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To be so drunk that one can't type correctly, and thus hits the j instead of the k.
I am so drunj right now I can't even type.
by Rainbowzz November 27, 2008
When one is too drunk to text/spell. Also, drunk + grunge.
Sam is so drunj tonight, she can't text.
by robo. April 24, 2009