Drired

So tired from studying or staying awake for hours straight, you start acting drunk.

I have four midterms next week, I'm going to be drired for days.

by Advertising 4880 February 28, 2013

Drired

So tired that you feel drunk and do random stuff but, have not consumed any alcohol.

I was so drired last night I married a poster.

by Haeun and Seohee December 23, 2023

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

driedfecta

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries

Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta

by dan theman October 22, 2008

freeze dried

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

Dired

Feeling so tired you want to die.

I had no sleep last night and I was so dired because I had a long day ahead.

by sintya September 26, 2012

freeze dried hippie

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.

My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

by casmay26 May 10, 2008