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The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic
Q: What'd you do last night.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.
by Farva May 01, 2004