Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.

1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.

by Eshmack September 29, 2011

calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.

There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?

by viennabeo November 12, 2013

Dresser Vibe

Y’know. Kinda stationary and shit.

Alex: Fuckin dresser vibes, yadigg?

by reallycoolguy April 23, 2020