Someone who dresses according to their moods,dresses in dark clothes when depressed or sad, dresses in bright clothes when happy or excited.
"Oooh.... That chick is totally a mood dresser. Yesterday she was wearing orange, today she's wearing puple and she looks pretty sad."
by pemoth December 19, 2006
A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”
Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”
by Maloons July 30, 2020
v. the act of putting down forty dollars for whatever did or didn't happen before you depart a female acquaintance's presence
I wouldn't have to give you forty dollars if you weren't out here dresser tappin just to get some ass.
by The Lost Chicagoan December 25, 2020
A dumbass who thinks tractors on AA batteries, broke her thumb like an absolute loser and never lets her friend Kenny talk when hew and her friends walk to school like an asshole.
Fuck off Carlynn Dresser
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 5, 2018
A person, more often than not a female, who dresses slighty slutty, flirts with guys so she can get free drinks, then leaves them with blue balls at the end of the night. This is much like a manequin wearing designer clothing in a store window. You can look at it through the window all you want, but you can never touch it.
"Andy" was hitting it off with "Karla" all night at the local watering hole. She looked fine and seemed so into him, and he even bought her drinks all night. She hinted that they might go back to her place at the end of the night, so he kept buying her drinks. Then she told him she was going to the bathroom and he never saw her again. What a window dresser!
by G.A.D. March 8, 2008