Some fuckin know-it-all who doesn't know shit. He will borrow money and never pay it back, but then you're a dumbass, cuz he said, "give me some money, bitch" and you did it anyway. He will also eat all your Hawaiian rolls, señorita bread, lumpia and cookie dough ice cream. He takes shits in strange places and doesnt wash his hands every time. He will also freak dance with your mom, auntie, sister, ex and current boo all in the same party if you dont pay close enough attention. This fuckin guy is a menace because he is pretty much good at anything he tries and he doesnt care about your feelings or who is watching.
"Oh shit, look there goes Dren Doh"
"What the fuck is a Dren Doh?"
"He's that magical silverback over there eating a custard donut that dripped into your wife's cleavage!"
"What the fuck!?"
"What the fuck is a Dren Doh?"
"He's that magical silverback over there eating a custard donut that dripped into your wife's cleavage!"
"What the fuck!?"
by Birdy Sanchez November 25, 2021