Dreadactyl 

A. A term used to describe black holes and other objects so completely self-centered that they suck in all light and life from the world.
B. A person who lacks the ability to care for other living things other than as sources of entertainment or distractions from the emptiness that consumes them from within. A person who torments animals by treating them like toys they can torture for fun. A person who accepts no responsibility for relationship problems because in their view the other parties exist only as things to be used for their pleasure.
C. A failed artist or a failure at life that clings to the image of being an artist in the hope of escaping responsibility for their shortcomings.

Getting sucked into a dreadactyl will totally destroy you and everything around you.

If you keep torturing that poor cat people will think you're a dreadactyl.

Only a dreadactyl could suck that much and still give terrible blowjobs.

Dreadactyl by smiles2win October 27, 2018

Dreadactyl 

A creature with pterodactyl like features but is nothing related to it. It is fond with tubas. Sometimes it is mistaken to be pregnant but has had at least 16 offspring and sometimes considered asexual. Dreadactyl's have positive relationships with squirrels. The sound of a dreadactyl consists of a crackling noise or random outbursts of German. Dreadactyls have things for noses.

Whoa did you see the Dreadactyl?
Ya, it poked my nose then shouted Random German at me.
I think her 17th child is coming

Dreadactyl by HappyBdayAundrea June 2, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004