the sad bitch with the blonde hair in harry potter. the one everyone ignored when he was 110% depressed who deserved better. deserving of a redemption arc better than snape.
person 1: "i had a dream abput me boyfriend last night,"
person 2: "oh yeah? i didnt know you had one. mike, is it?"
1: "no. draco,"
2: "bish, he aint real,"
1: "bish what did you say?"
2: "he aint real!"
1: *pulls out knife*
2: *looks worriedly at them*
1: "you must not tell lies"
2: "bae chill"
1: *lunges*
2: *screams*
***
*blood spatter everywhere, person one laughing maniacally while crying theyre eyes out because theyre thinking about sad draco*
person 2: "oh yeah? i didnt know you had one. mike, is it?"
1: "no. draco,"
2: "bish, he aint real,"
1: "bish what did you say?"
2: "he aint real!"
1: *pulls out knife*
2: *looks worriedly at them*
1: "you must not tell lies"
2: "bae chill"
1: *lunges*
2: *screams*
***
*blood spatter everywhere, person one laughing maniacally while crying theyre eyes out because theyre thinking about sad draco*
by malfoysnmordor July 26, 2020
by Jonnie4Jesus December 7, 2016
Guy 1: They was talking shit on folkz n nem, what we boutta be on bro?
Guy 2: Fuck is you talm bout nigga i'm in traffic rn with the Draco.
Guy 2: Fuck is you talm bout nigga i'm in traffic rn with the Draco.
by JakeXenon January 7, 2017
The second hottest guy in the Harry Potter series. A character with so much potential that J.K. Rowling shuffled to the side because she realized her writing abilities didn't cover characterization.
by Lauren Nicol' Malfoy October 10, 2007
A hair-style where all your hair is slicked back and gelled to your like that of Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series.
by awesomeness97 September 17, 2009
by MiniCraft April 4, 2017
by LilNickker April 18, 2017