emily: omg draco malfoy is sooo cute i love himmm tom felton: bitch im 30 now that was 10 or 20 years ago
by period sweetie November 23, 2020
by dumb.skittle January 2, 2021
Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.
Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him
by grungehippie December 1, 2021
Friend 1: Hey, I have a new crush!
Friend 2: Oh, who?
Friend 1: Draco Malfoy!
Friend 2:….Ew!
Friend 1: I hate you.
Friend 2: Oh, who?
Friend 1: Draco Malfoy!
Friend 2:….Ew!
Friend 1: I hate you.
by Yassified hot cheetos August 24, 2022
Draco Malfoy is my husband
by wifeymalfoy September 12, 2020
Draco Malfoy is a fictional character in J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is a student in Harry Potter's year belonging in the Slytherin house.
Draco Malfoy is the son of Lucius Malfoy.
by LoonyGranger April 19, 2022