Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Dr Phil

Sexiest man on earth. Only person I will let see my noodles 😌 will fix your daddy problems

Bro Dr Phil fixed my daddy problems..

by Cate Francy November 25, 2020