dozer

A person who has a big ego for which they cannot control.

You're dozer is fucking out of control.

by James December 3, 2004

dozer

Someone that uses Microsoft Windows for an operating system.

I'm not a dozer, I use Linux.

by Kr0m April 25, 2004

Bro dozer

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

by Scotty Bee March 24, 2022

Bro Dozer

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.

Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.

by Eric!! June 27, 2006

Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

grow dozer

A big, lifted, dirty truck. Usually a diesel and is used by a marijuana grower as a tow vehicle for big utility trailers to transport supplies and soils to tge grow site. Grow Dozers gained notoriety in Humbokdt County. A Grow Hoe is usually riding shotgun, next to the grower.

A grow dozer just blasted by chugging smoke.

by Lambobill December 21, 2017

porn dozer

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off

I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it

by Colesludge September 23, 2017