A shithole wannabe city in Canada-Land. A place for chumps, filled with drunk natives, stupid kids, and shitty stores. Also has bad parking.
Bro #1: Yo man, wanna go downtown?
Bro #2: Downtown Whitehorse? Hell naw that place is for chumps!

Woman #1: My Husband never goes "down" on me.
Woman #2: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!

Underdog #1: I will destroy you. You're going "down"
Champion #1: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!
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