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Douchebaggitry 

The act, or process, of being a douchebag. Similar to shenanigans.
My friends and I went out last night and french-toasted this guy's car, and engaged in other such douchebaggitry
Douchebaggitry by Hodge329 November 1, 2008

cut this douchebagotry 

to put an end to the stupidity
Why don't you cut this douchebagotry and get off of 4chan!
cut this douchebagotry by Joel T January 3, 2008

Douchebaggot

n. - An insult that is a mixture of the well-known words douchebag and faggot.
That fucking douchebaggot stole my 5 bucks!
Douchebaggot by iliveanddie December 18, 2008

douschebaggery 

Of or relating to a dousche bag.
The Christian Scientists arguments were pure douschebaggery
douschebaggery by Adam C Henderson September 1, 2008

douchebaggette 

A way of calling a female a douchebag. Also used if you want to call a gay a douche.
Guy1: Dude my teacher gave me an F for talking.

Guy2: Man, what a douchebaggette.
douchebaggette by TheMakerOf May 21, 2009

Douchebaggetry 

Noun. The state of being a douchebag, characterized by pretentiousness, overinflated self-worth (egotism) and low intelligence. Pejoratively (negatively) used.
I hear you. His douchebaggetry knows no bounds.
Douchebaggetry by DAHL January 5, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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