Dougshit

Similar to bullshit.
Used to describe any type of bullshit - or any conversation, for that matter - uttered by a person called Doug, in relation to anything concerning... well, anything.

"I'm getting all my wages this week dear"...

"What complete Dougshit"...

Dougshit by blackdog365 April 29, 2009

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

hammered dogshit by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.

"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"

Dogshit Gamer by forsenStare July 5, 2020

In a bit dogshit 

An impressive way of telling your friends and lovers goodbye. Everyone will be saying this priceless tag..

Boyfriend: you going out with jamal tonight.
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye

In a bit dogshit by Dean the douchewank August 5, 2014

dogshit 

1. Feces of a canine

2. A garbage person, thing, idea, etc.

1. I stepped in dogshit

2. Krysten Sinema is dogshit

dogshit by Queen Buttrix May 8, 2021

Dogshit 

Noun-
Fecal matter produced by a canine.

Adjective -
Poor or inferior quality .

Geoff~"Good morning Alf"

Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"

Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"

Dogshit by cerealkiller187 January 2, 2016

dogshitter 

those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just a dogshitter?

dogshitter by mavex January 31, 2007