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doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people
Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan
doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

douchasserk rainbow 

A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.

Douchaster

A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys
We stopped by Ryan's house and it was a douchaster, everyone had strapped on a horrible buzz.
Douchaster by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010

doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche
Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied
doucheapied by bigapplejen October 24, 2010

douchoisie

A douche bag that's also bourgeoisie- most of of the time they usually go hand in hand. A lot of bougie people are also douchie!
Damn kid! You such a douchoisie! Or forget this dude! Such a douchoisie!
douchoisie by Deedee82 May 18, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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