Douchqueef
Quite possibly the most offensive name to call somebody. Used only in situations in which the person being called douchqueef is incapacitated or unconsious.
Douchqueef by Sir Isaacio May 1, 2008
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douchequeer
douchequeer by bfaggot August 4, 2006
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douchequeen
When someone is being a huge douche and acting like a queen. Or if a girl is being a douche but you don't want to call her a cunt
Dude1: I'm going to get some scented candles for tonight and you have to clean up and stop playing NHL08!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!
Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!
Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!
douchequeen by CINDAHBLOCK November 15, 2007
douchequeer
douchequeer by TitsMcGee November 11, 2008
DoucheQueer
A person who not only is a major douche bag but also one who acts or is of the homosexual persuasion.
Justin Bieber is major DoucheQueer.
DoucheQueer by steelerstatted July 9, 2010
douchequeer
douchequeer by willybillynillyphillp September 23, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.