Douchivity

1) The state of being a "Douche". 2) To represent how much a person is Douche-like. 3) The over all act of being a douchebag

Your boss has a proclivity for douchivity

Douchivity by Maccmedia2 July 13, 2012

douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Douchality 

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

Douchality by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

Douchidity

A state of extreme doucheness.

Joseph's douchidity was over the top this time.

Douchidity by mac9 January 13, 2008

Relative Douchidity 

Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels

Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"

Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"

Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"

guy two ".... down man.... just... down"

Relative Douchidity by welllll fuck January 20, 2009

Douchanity 

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

Douchanity by Flufff June 1, 2009

Douchocity 

The level of douche behavior displayed by a douche requiring a "douchocity" rating.

Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.

Douchocity rating? 6.8

Douchocity by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010