Top Definition
Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal

- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.

- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.

- Unworthy
That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!
by nickyn74 July 26, 2011

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