Douchepen-an area or location where a group of douches can be located or are confined to.
During 2011 the area where the St Louis Cardinals relievers gathered was renamed the douchepen.

Tom: So did you go pitch your project to the Engineering group?
Mike: Hell no, I try to avoid that douchepen as much as humanly possible
by Art Vandelay Jr July 3, 2011
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