Douchecruise 

a person that exceeds the boundaries of a duochecanoe,
or all members of the United States Navy that wear khaki uniforms.

"My boss is a raging Douchecruise!!!"

Douchecruise by Chode McGee May 26, 2007

douche cruise ship 

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

douche cruise ship by dingledick69 April 6, 2017

Douche Cruise 

An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.

“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”

Douche Cruise by 4OH3 June 27, 2018

Douchecrust 

1.The crust that forms in a woman's vagina when she forgets to douche herself.

2. The extreme form of a Douchebag

Jenny: "I need to go and take care of all this Douchecrust."

Sean: "Will, You're such a douchecrust."

Douchecrust by Seanm35 March 3, 2007

douche cruise ship 

People who whine too much on web based drifting forums.

He is a douche cruise ship.

douche cruise ship by Michelle_LS1 March 7, 2008