|1.||Douchebaggery of the Highest Order|
Also known as DOTHO. Most often exclaimed whilst thrusting arm vertically pointing skyward with the index finger. Fairly self explanatory: extremely advanced douchebaggery. Carl Saganesque level douchebaggery. If douchebaggery was grade school Earth Science, DOTHO would be Advanced Quantum AstroPhysics III.
Steven Hawking was PRETENDING to be crippled? That's Douchebaggery of the Highest Order.