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The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.
Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.
by fapalot69 November 28, 2011
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