Douche Magh 

The Persian variant of douche bag. Can be used to refer specifically to a Persian who is a douche bag, or can be used by a fobby Persian in place of the traditional term

Mahnaz: Tania, wake up for your eye surgery!

Tania: I'M ALREADY AWAKE YOU DOUCHE MAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Douche Magh by mcpain2006 June 7, 2009

douchebaghdad 

The place where douchebags roam free.

Go back to Douchebaghdad.

douchebaghdad by bin leiderhosen July 7, 2006

douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.

Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!

douchemagnet by holasenor May 7, 2008

douchemag 

Someone who constantly draws in completely douche individuals despite trying NOT to. Whether it be shitty boyfriends, unreliable friends, or OCD co-workers, a douchemag seems to be the powerhouse magnet who brings them ALL of them into their lives.

"Miranda must be a complete and total douchemag! Her newest boyfriend stole her checkbook to pay a hooker!"

"I'm pretty convinced I'm a douchemag because I can't count on any of my lame ass friends."

douchemag by Blisslyke April 21, 2009

Douchemachete 

A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.

A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"

"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."

Douchemachete by holyshatandall May 26, 2009

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

douchemagnet by superlatteboy January 28, 2010

Douchemag 

When a publication, particularly a periodical, "jumps the shark" and publishes articles showing a trend towards radicalization of their editorial concept, in an attempt to shock readers and sell magazines, but instead creating a backlash that gets those involved with publishing said magazine called douchebags and worse. When a publication becomes a douchemag it ceases to be relevant in the popular culture.

Rolling Stoned publishing the Boston bomber Tsarneyev on the cover made them a douchemag.

Recoil magazine publishing the comment that comment about civilians not needing a certain gun sure made them a douchemag, and it almost ended the magazine.

Douchemag by Bob5000 August 27, 2013