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a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.
by cmz II January 07, 2008
A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.
Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.
by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 11, 2009
A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.
Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.
by bob h boberson April 21, 2008
Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.
John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.
by Wango Zango July 01, 2011
Canoe thats douchish


A dumbass
Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..


Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.
by Thatngatylerrr August 01, 2006
Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
by Amroc January 13, 2008
Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.
We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.
by doucheelese March 20, 2008