when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.
by Juju and olive February 17, 2012
A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
by PLe1 March 6, 2009