by Jade Wilder October 29, 2012
by mgasol September 27, 2020
a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)
Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay
John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
by meecrob69 March 11, 2006
a gay guy or some who stick a douch up their ass and fuck themselves with it wih oil or a liqud substance and stickes it in their ass
by D W3@zy July 11, 2008
A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked
Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!
Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!
You: how did i find this?
Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!
You: how did i find this?
by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023
by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022