When 2 people each put one cheek on a toilet seat and simultaneously poop. Two people, one toilet.

The rare occurrence of winning both Koehler's and Epps' FFL leagues.

When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs.

A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.

Huge 12k person max tournament on Full Tilt poker with a 200k prize pool. First place is usually around 35k , buy in is 22 dollars.

"Just bring 22 dollars and a dream."

A .22 LR bullet. Very accurate, but lacks a lot of power.

First Defintion: When someone wears underwear and then turns them inside out and wears them the next day.

Second Definition: Imagine one sitting taking a shit, he thinks he's done, reaches for the toilet paper and then has another full shitting session. A double deuce!

Eating cake with only the middle and pointer fingers of each hand. Considerered very uncouth at parties if you deuce straight from the cake plate.
Double deucing contests can be held between friends, to see who can deuce their cake first (doubly, of course).