You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.
I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.
by Nykimeow February 28, 2016
The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.
Person 1: "I call shotgun!"
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011
by bfine9618 April 5, 2011
The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.
by I got a big Nick June 14, 2018
When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.
by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021
noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
by B-Chomp April 17, 2008
by Ketehs February 4, 2010