Dorto 

A Dorto is a comonly used word to describe a bestest friend with some lesbian tendancies who is fun to be around, halarious, smart, but mildly retarded too!, but you wouldn't change it cuz shes cool! Everybody loves a Dorto!

song: hands in my pockets, hands in my pockets....HANDS IN MY POCKETS!!
JENN:omg, that is SO DORTO!

Dorto by Jennugh July 29, 2008

ship's doctor syndrome 

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

ship's doctor syndrome by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

like a doctor 

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

like a doctor by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

Doctor Windbag 

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

Doctor Windbag by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

proud doctor 

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.

That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.

proud doctor by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

proud doctor 

Noun: A type of doctor who is able to outwit society by using medical quackery and claims that he/she is an expert at every subject.

The proud doctor was a self proclaimed insurance, landscaping, military, and Sno-Cone expert.

proud doctor by Grand Firctionary January 17, 2014

Doktor Skipper 

Commentary YouTuber

Low-key, I thought Doktor Skipper was a real bird.

Doktor Skipper by KRJ_YT May 14, 2021